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orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

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Virgo life 💉♍️ ft. stupid lighter burn

Virgo life 💉♍️ ft. stupid lighter burn

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damnnlyssa:

before and after injecting 1 meth

damnnlyssa:

before and after injecting 1 meth

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Literally had pizza and sex last night.

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burden-igh:

Because The Internet

burden-igh:

Because The Internet

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vivid-imaginations1144:

yencid:

How can you NOT find this cool?

#dragons aren’t dead #they just transformed into cats

TOOTHLESSS

This look never means anything good is going to happen.

 So cute.

I miss my cat so bad. Walked past my bedroom door earlier and thought he was on the bed…. it was a cardigan. :(

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everchangingworlds:

queerassfolks:

Tips for self defense in places where you can’t use the likes of pepper spray etc (it’s also legal).

  1. Use a house key or a car key
  2. If you have key rings on the keys, simply keep these in the palm of your hand and hold tight.
  3. Place the key between your ring finger and your middle finger - do not place it between your index and middle finger as it’s a weaker hold. 
  4. If you want to be discreet, keep this position in your coat pocket or somewhere where you can keep the keys hidden. If you don’t have a pocket, try keeping hold of the keys in your hand but within your sleeve - as if they were too big for you.
  5. If you feel in danger or someone goes to attack you, try to jab your attacker in the places circled in red. These are weak spots and will give off a feeling of being stabbed, however there will be no wound - it’ll just stun your attacker and bide you enough time to run. 
  6. Try to aim for the lower areas such as the stomach and sides, these are weaker spots, however the middle of the chest and neck help too. This is the same for women. 

This is important.

I’m pretty sure you could kill someone if you stabbed hard enough…

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My roommate kept me up until 4 am because I had to pick him up from a friends house that was half a mile away. He was having some religious thing where he saw demons or something?

I’m not complaining that I had to pick him up because I’m happy to help him out, I just am so fucking tired.

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deathofthepartyy:

He is the perfect dude.

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fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

This is so great

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